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Ridiculous Jeans
As everyone who has been reading this blog knows, I’m a jeans person. If I don’t specify, assume I am, in fact, currently wearing jeans.
Jeans started out as work pants. They are comfortable, durable, and attractive. But sometimes we do weird things with them. I don’t mean skinny jeans (which I don’t have a problem with unless they’re the only option) or ripped jeans (Which I’ve already talked about).
I want to spend some time talking about some of the truly weird jeans out there.
Like, stuff that makes me go O.O
Chain Jeans
I hate to give them traffic, but shoot your eyeballs here. Thankfully, these monstrosities, which can’t be comfortable, appear to be on the way out, but at one point a pair of these would run you over $200.
(And their model is wearing stiletto boots and…a hoodie? Is this some street trend I’m too old to be aware of? Younger folk fill me in, is this now considered okay and not weird?)
Taking Ripped Too Far
I hate ripped jeans, but you do you. But if everything but the pockets, a bit to cover the thing that has to be covered, and…the ankles and a strip around the knees is ripped out, then why not just wear shorts?