You just like writing fix-it fics ;).

I didn't bring up Harry Potter because I was trying to keep this short.

But Harry is a classic chosen one, Hermione is much more fun, and he absolutely should not have married Ginny Weasley!

He should have married the one woman who saw Harry Potter, 100% of the time, not The Chosen One. The one who understood him. The one who saw the thestrals with him.

Harry should have married Luna Lovegood.